Best Business Card Ever

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/20/2014 at 09:07 • Filed to: None

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Ragtime millionaire . Awesome. I've got to get a couple hundred of these.

Actually, it's not a business card. It's a "get acquainted" card, used by lonely Victorian Era men hoping for a good time, or at least somebody to walk home with. There are a bunch more examples at !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > ttyymmnn
02/20/2014 at 09:15

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My dream wealth exceeds this gentleman's, and by no small amount.


Kinja'd!!! BJ > ttyymmnn
02/20/2014 at 09:17

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I'm moving to Squeezemburg!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Jagvar
02/20/2014 at 09:22

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You must be adjusting for inflation. I would imagine that $60m back in 1890 was some serious coin.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > ttyymmnn
02/20/2014 at 09:27

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About $1.5 billion, actually.


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > ttyymmnn
02/20/2014 at 09:31

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Mine would say

"Looking at your chest.

I have money but can't spend any of it.

Married."


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Stupidru
02/20/2014 at 09:34

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The trick is looking while not looking like you're looking.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Jagvar
02/20/2014 at 09:34

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That should be sufficient.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > ttyymmnn
02/20/2014 at 09:35

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I have a feeling if some people started using these today, they'd start off with "my lady" and mention "fedora" somewhere on the card.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > offroadkarter
02/20/2014 at 09:39

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*business carding intesifies*


Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > ttyymmnn
02/20/2014 at 09:45

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"Kind Regards to Friends and Knockers."

Umm....

Yeah....


Kinja'd!!! JACU - I've got bonifides. > ttyymmnn
02/20/2014 at 09:51

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I give kind regards to knockers too. I need a card to stick in deep cleavage.


Kinja'd!!! JACU - I've got bonifides. > BJ
02/20/2014 at 09:57

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That's on Motorboat Bay is it not?


Kinja'd!!! OldManMcKenna > BJ
02/20/2014 at 11:26

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Come and examine my "stock" before dealing elsewhere. Well played, Victorian era man, well played.